A great good morning to everyone out there that hate what they do for a living. To those that love what they do you could still feel free to see my blogg so you could laugh a littel and say my job is not as bad. If your content with your job then be happy and don't try to find something to complain about. It is so funny that i was listening to Dan Cook which he is a comedian. What a coiencidence that he was talking about people at work in which i was able to relate allot with. The one thing i just teared with laughter was when he talks about the weird guy at work. There is allways one no mater where you go. I pictured in my mind how this guy looks and i was bursting of laughter because there is this one weird gentelmen that i allways run into and yes he wears the blue blockers and yes there are really his priscription glasses but they look like blue sunglasses and you could never see his weird freaky eyes and he actually has a pen holder on his pocket on his shirt were he puts all his festival of pens. You know it gives you the feeling that he writes allot like maybe his plans. He is weird but you know people don't talk to this guy but i make it my mission to talk to this weird guy every single day. I even offer him candy and share my cookies with this guy. The question is why? because hello! this is the kind of guy that when he snaps one day he's gonna come in with his miltary suit and combat boots with an aka-48 and blast every single person in the corporate building and he is going to come to my office and say hey thanks for the candy and he is going to turn around walk out his mery go self and spear my life and keep on with his shooting spree. You know is amazing all the $hiznette you have to put up with in a desk job just the most anal stupid things like they come to you with this fierce develish look in their eyes like they want to murder you and say Doris you ordered yellow stickies and i wanted hot pink stickies i say the kind that burn the cornea of your eyes just looking at it AHY! it drives me insane. What about every other day there is a freaking birthday where if you don't donate you look like a total jerk and off course you will get the dirty looks all day long. If is not a birthsday is a good-by get freak out of here party we don't care that yur leaving but we still bought you a cake with everyones lunch money here yeah! or the promotion party for someone being promoted off course the one you'll never going to get because you have to be part of a special cool group that i call the one in for all 5 people group only because those are the only people you here getting promotions and when everyone is done tasting every good position,you think ok cool maybe this might be my shot to try to apply because the one in for all 5 people group has transferred to battel another dept. Yeah! so once you think you have chance the other 5 new people group are being transferred from another dept. and they pull the same stunt O.M.G is like a freaking mafia! Why can't they promote the scanner guy that all he does is scan papers every day for thirty years. That is sad or the filling lady that has more paper cuts and no nails that looks like if should worked in the meat dept cutting meat. Poor lady is going to disappear and there going to find her in a file one day. Is just not fair but what better can you expect in the beautifull corporate world.

The Beautiful Corporate World

There is nothing like working in a suffocating place like a corporate office. Where we are all together like a one big happy family. To me is more like a bunch of monkey's all waiting to be experimented on,used and abused.They are all only worried about three things. The number one is when am i going to get fired? When is my next day of? Who can i talk bad about to make myself feel like a somebody? They all wait for the next bad thing to happen. This negative feeling makes me want to become a stripper lol just kidden. Sometimes i don't know what's worse. For example is bad as it is that we all work in a inclosed enviroment where everybody comes in sick because they don't want use up there day's so this trend gets so out of controll that it gets to a point that you haven't got over one cold to get another one.The one quality you have to have to work here is knowing to share germs with one another by not covering your mouth. Is worse then Pre-K Pretty much your allways sick. To make it worse our location moved and they decided to paint walls while everyone is in the office.The smell was so nauseating that i complain in a nice way that i have beginnings of asthma and my head boss said ''well i cant smell it''. That is just another day in the beautiful corporate world. Go to love it!